Rock out like you're on your way to 80's with a solid crew.
Like your pencil just broke, and there's no sharpener in the class room.
Rock out like the mail man delivered the real estate check.
Like your pimple disappeared or you sneak out of the house....successfully.
Rock out like you have a purpose.
Rock out because you hear em in the stands. Rock out like he wore a skinny tie and looks fiiiiinnneeeee.
Like time flies on wings of lightning.
Rock out like You've Got Mail is on television and you can rewind it over and over again, still giving you goose bumps when that cheesy version of Somewhere Over The Rainbow comes on.
Rock out like a camera man clicks his camera because he knows he found a superstar.
Rock out like N*SYNC and 98° were the real deal.
Rock out like its a Chinese Fire Drill on State Street. 
Rock out when your future husband thinks bout you.
Rock out when your future husband thinks bout you.
Rock out like you're hot cuz you've been dancing with the devil.
Like you're glidin on fresh powder in Canada's best ski resort.
Like Rachel Pitts rocks out every time we score.
Rock out like you aren't the same as you were yesterday. Like you totally called his next girlfriend, and she's nothing like you. In fact, rock out because you no longer are with him and you're perfectly lonely.
Rock out like Deja Vu just happened.
Like the newest Biggie Smallz remix is stuck in your head.
Rock out like a guy pump fists when the doctor announces they're having a baby boy. Rock out when your boyfriend is hotter than your friends boyfriends.
And you better rock out when the day comes when you make him proud.
Like the world is blindsided. Like you're that man on the moon.
Rock out when you pay it forward. Rock out when you're the only one, and it's enough.
You said that everyone stole the ones you were gonna say.
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This was very unique. Very interesting. Fun to read. I love the pop culture references. I felt like I got every one.
And do people still do Chinese Fire Drills? I love it.
My favorite line, even though I might not get it. "Like you totally called his next girlfriend, and she's nothing like you."
Totally called his next girlfriend. Does that mean you called her on the phone? (No.) Does that mean you predicted who the girl would be? (Yes.) If the latter, then I like it. If the former...boooooo....
rock out like you have a purpose is a real good line. and i also like when you talk about how your better then your ex boyfriends new girlfriend real great.
ReplyDeletei like youve got mail.
ReplyDeleteLove it! So many good lines! The girlfriend line was pretty great.
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